I Moved Uptown to Get AWAY From the Hipsters…
This American Apparel ad gives me the creeps. Big time. That bathing suit looks like something an 8 year old would wear. And there’s something about that chick’s face (and eyebrows) that makes me want to punch her. I wish this ad were tucked away in Williamsburg where it belongs, and not up at my train stop in the Upper East Side/Harlem.

