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Starbucks Instantly Improves

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I don’t drink coffee. I actually don’t drink caffeine at all unless you count the small amount in a cup of hot chocolate that I consume a few times a year. But I, along with the rest of America, have been following along with Starbucks’ attempt to prevail throughout this recession. About a year and a half ago, one of my teachers brought to our attention the efforts that Starbucks was making to go back to their “coffee-house” roots. Apparently, the smell of egg breakfast sandwiches were overpowering the coffee smell, and the checkout line merchandise was slowly surpassing the amount of drinks on the menu. He had also mentioned that they were in the works of creating an instant coffee, but debating whether or not this would have any effect on their reputation for fresh coffee. In an attempt to expand their evolving brand monopoly, Starbucks has decided to go for it, and recently released these small instant coffee packets. Fast Company has concluded in their own taste tests, Via actually tastes better than a fresh cup o’ joe from the ‘bucks itself. So what will happen when consumers realize that these handy little packets, cheaper in price than a Grande-Mocha-Italian-Frappa-Whatever, actually taste better than their freshly brewed cup from their local green-clad barista?

What to wear, in the air

I’m watching the Today show while I get ready to head to the pool. They have a segment about “what not to wear on an airplane.” They went to LaGuardia airport and filmed a bunch of travelers who were wearing comfy cotton clothes, and basically went on to say how repulsive they looked. Seriously? If you are that concerned that the person sitting next to you is wearing sweatpants, you’ve got some serious superficial issues. Who cares what other people wear when they’re about to board a 6 hour flight. I wear knee length Detroit Tigers comfy shorts, flip flops, a hoodie and a baseball cap on every flight. And I’m comfortable, as opposed to the girl wearing tight jeans and a blazer and a ton of costume jewelry. Get a life women. And shut your mouths because not all of us care about fashion 24/7. You’re probably the type of women who wear makeup to the gym, and to bed.

SVA begins focus on branding

The School of Visual Arts is adding a branding master’s program to finally tap into the marketing aspect of branding and design. Now, being a recent SVA grad, I have a ton of opinions about this school. While I know that I’ve learned a lot there, even more so than people I’ve met from other ad schools around the world, I still think SVA has a long way to go when it comes to advertising. And I think that the ads for the school prove his true- year after year.

That being said, it seems to me as though the design department is flourishing. And why shouldn’t it be? Between the surplus of amazing talent, and the abundance of highly skilled teachers, great things are bound to happen. In our graduating class, the advertising and graphic design department was by far the largest. But there were only about 30-40 ad kids perhaps? I started out in a double major, advertising and graphic design, before slowly (and unregrettably) drifting over to the world of copywriting. I used to have a teacher who told me that advertising was the dark side. Personally I thought she was part of the dark side, and I spent hours explaining to her and other students about my love for the world of ideas.

Anyway, I think SVA needs to improve their advertising program a bit. There were only a handful of portfolio teachers to choose from my last year of college, and while a few of them may have been legendary greats at the school, they could use some help in keeping up with the quickly-evolving times. Overall the ad department teaches concept great, it’s just a matter of finding the right teacher for you. I was fortunate enough to take two years with Sal DeVito. While his agency and his style may be a bit old fashioned, he definitely makes you understand what you’re talking about. Before long you’re able to critique your own work in exactly the same words the public will think when looking at your ad. And maybe a few fresh, young faces wouldn’t hurt on the staff end. So many agencies are primarily digital nowadays, but SVA doesn’t teach much of that at all! There’s a new addition, some sort of 360 class which is supposed to teach how to campaign an idea across all types of medium. But from my understanding the class was a huge bust and nothing was ever accomplished. Then of course there’s the award winning unconventional (outdoor/guerilla) class which is fantastic in it’s own right, but I think that being ahead of the times would be a huge advantage for students at SVA. We are approaching a new era of advertising, but nobody knows how to tackle it appropriately. Students are just throwing digital/interactive pieces together just for the sake of going digital. Clients are saying “we need to put this on Facebook and Twitter” just because that’s what’s hot right now. Personally, I think that we are just hitting the tip of the iceberg with digital and interactive work. We need to dive beyond the basic functionality of the already figured out digital world, and see what else we can do. Too many people are getting lazy with this, but mostly people just aren’t experimenting with it enough. We’ve hit a time in which our worlds are completely bombarded. How do we do things differently in a way that nobody has seen before? It seems nearly impossible, doesn’t it? I mean, it’s not like we’re back in the days of Bill Bernbach when simplifying really did make an unspeakable difference in the message. We’re past that. Long copy, short copy, no copy. Headlines only, taglines only, images only. How do we embark upon this digital world to interact with humans in a way that was never before even THOUGHT to be possible? Keep pushing.

I didn’t learn the business aspects of the advertising world from school. School taught me how to be conceptual, and think of ideas that stand out and just work. And I suppose my sketching abilities have improved 100%. I came into class week after week, year after year with sketches. I’m thankful that I was able to nab an internship at a small agency for the last two years of my college career, because without that I would have been clueless as to how the creative process happens. The business side of things; the “how does an idea start and where does it go once it happens” side of things. It took me a year and a half at SVA before I could finally put together an accurate sentence about the difference between a copywriter and art director. Now, looking back that just sounds like moronic common sense. But transitioning from the “graphic design” world to the advertising world in a school where they say “both majors are basically the same,” it got a bit confusing at times. Especially for a copywriter. It wasn’t until the end of my junior year that I finally realized that I had wanted to be a copywriter. And that’s not because I was clueless in my endeavors, I just simply didn’t know the duties of a copywriter.

However, I loved the advertising department because I felt so detached from the rest of the school. I guess that’s not necessarily a good thing, but it is a huge reason why I loved it. I never wanted the average college experience of dorms, frats, sororities etc. I wanted to work, and go to class as necessary. At SVA I didn’t feel like I went to an art school. My first year at SVA I wanted to shoot myself in the face in some of my humanities classes after listening to some depressed hipster ramble on and on about their latest drug binge conveyed onto an 8′x10′ sheet of black canvas. I liked the solidity of meeting at ad agencies to present work.

Okay I got WAY off topic here. I swear I didn’t mean for this to be an SVA review. Hopefully the addition of this program will thrust SVA into a world of advancement. Too many students leave the school without a CLUE as to how the real world happens. But if you’re interested in this program, Debbie Millman will chair the branding department. She’s partner-president at Sterling Brands, and also a fabulous teacher. I had the pleasure of taking her Creative Leadership in the Business World course during my last semester at SVA.

Maybe I should go back for my Master’s Degree? The job market isn’t so hot right now, so what’s another few classes? Ha, yeah right. Even if I wanted to jump back into anther year or two of school I couldn’t afford it. I think I’ll just stick to the game plan of finally starting my career, and maybe some personal side projects to advance my writing. One day I’ll be writing for something interesting, not just my random blog that only 3 people visit.

RIP

Taco Bell Chihuahua

Gidget, the Taco Bell Chihuahua from the 1990’s, died the other day after suffering a stroke at 15 years old. After reading about her television and movie appearances, complete with first class treatment and transportation, it seems as though Gidget has lived a more exciting, successful life than many humans, including myself. Rest in peace, little doggy!

Wow

This is insane! This little girl had developed heart problems at 8 months old, so the doctors put her on a waiting list to receive a new heart. Then she developed lung problems as a result, and since they didn’t want to risk the double transplant at such a young age, they decided to give her a new donor heart ON TOP OF her normal heart in hopes that her heart would repair itself! So after about 5 years of having two hearts, her original heart healed itself and both were working fine so they opted not to remove the donor heart. But as a result of the medication she was taking to make sure her body did not reject the heart, she developed cancer which spread and required chemotherapy. Apparently they cleared that up, and after 10 years of living with two hearts, the donor heart failed as a result of the cancer and whatnot, but by then her original heart had healed 100%. So they removed her donor heart, and now she is left with her original, fully functional, fully healthy heart! Crazy what technology, science and good surgeons can do for people nowadays!

Hilarious. Happy 4th!

Hahaha, Teacher sends kids home with her very own sex tape! I think that headline pretty much sums that up!

Three day weekend! I just woke up at 1245 today, and it was AWESOME!! Happy fourth of July everyone!

Livin on the edge

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This looks amazing! Sometimes I miss living a lousy 4.5-5 hours from Chicago, and being able to drive there for Giordano’s pizza whenever the mood strikes. (Actually, I would ride shotgun and my friends would drive bc we all know I’m a nervous wreck behind the wheel of a small car!) Anyway, I think it’s time for another visit. And I think I’ll be visiting the Sears Tower once again to check out this glass ledge. It’s an awesome idea, but I wish it was bigger. I love the feeling of being in the air like that and looking straight down to see the buildings below you.

Let’s plant a crunchberry tree!

Capn Crunch

Ha freakin’ ha. Sometimes it amuses me the things people try and sue for. It’s like they just sit around and think of things that may not make literal sense, and file an attempt at a lawsuit. Janine Sugawara tried to sue Quaker Oats because she only recently found out that the berries in Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries are in fact not real berries, NOR do they contain any fruit at all. She claims that the suggestive manner in which the Cap’n thrusts his spoon towards the consumer on the box implies (along with other marketing material) that the crunch berries are real fruit. The judge made her read the statement on the box that says “crunch berries are in no part real berries,” and thankfully threw the case out. Apparently there had been a similar case in the past involving Froot Loops as well. Wow. Those people should be sued for wasting valuable judicial time that could be used on REAL cases. No wonder court dates are always set so far in advance.

I’d believe in six eyed puppies that speak perfect french before I believe this girl!

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Oh. My. Goodness. This 18 year old girl claims that she FELL ASLEEP during the tattooing process, which was only supposed to be three tiny stars near her eye, and woke up to 53 additional stars scattered all over her face. Yeah right! You can tell by the fact that she’s wearing a “SEXY” belt buckle that she’s the kinda girl that would ask for a half mask of stars. The tattoo artist agreed to pay half for the laser removal of the stars, but nonetheless she’ll still have some pretty wicked scars. Tough luck, girlie. You live and you learn. And if I’ve learned anything in my 23 years of existence, we’re not as smart as we think we are at 18.

More effective than traffic barrels

Barrel Monster

Yesterday I got a link to this Barrel Monster article. I heard at first this kid was a history major, and I thought “what a waste of creativity.” But it looks like he’s got a bit of an artistic side, whether or not the rumors of him being a history major are true. Check out his site for some more “urban exploration.”